Some friends of mine and I were playing a game of D&D when this song came on the radio...I wrote the lyrics. :-D

Spoof of "Californication" by the Chili Peppers. (not as long as the original)

Psychic mages casting spells
Try to make you fail your will save
Gnomes from underneath the hill
Dream of constructs that seem way strange
And if you want these kind of games
It's prestidigitation

It's the end of D&D
And all of recreation
Pelor's rise will signify
That we learn levitation
We believe that scrolleries
Sell prestidigitation

Pay your cleric well in gold
To ressurect the nation
The front lines are gonna die
Or is it a siege your waging

First off go get a
Hot cup of coffee
Dream of prestidigitation
Dream of prestidigitation